1. Denial
Finals? Hahahahaha! Please. I’ve still got an entire week left. Do you have any idea what I can accomplish in that short amount of time? Seriously, there’s nothing to worry about. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna’ go paint my nails like little zebras.
2. Anger
Okay, it’s not like I’m mad about finals or anything, but seriously? A comprehensive test? How unfair is that?! And it’s worth, like, 96 percent of my grade. I’m too mad to study. School is so stupid. No, everything is stupid. LET’S START A REVOLUTION!
3. Procrastination
I’m just gonna’ go over to Tiffany’s for a quick study session. I always do my best work in groups. Oh, and Jennifer, Michael and Josh will be there too, but we’re definitely gonna’ get stuff done. Definitely…
4. Cramming
Okayokayokay. Two hours left until the test. I have four Redbulls in the fridge, and I. can. do. this. No need to panic. No need to panic. NO NEED TO PANIC.
5. Apathy
You know what? I don’t even care. 200 question multiple choice? Come at me, bro.
6. Recovery
Student down, STUDENT DOWN! The road to post-final recovery may be long and troublesome, but that’s why God invented Netflix and Nutella.
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Haha, soo funny, and soo true!
I relate!
I just saw this post on WordPress’ freshly pressed. I needed to read this, all points are so me..
This is too perfect! Currently going through stage 2 & 3 as I type this!
Absolutely right!
haha..its fun..but true..
so true!
Haha! I adore Harry Potter. That was my excuse to read the post. But this does remind me of my Examination days…. they’re behind me now #LuckyMe
#VeryLuckyYou
Brilliant!
I’m a big Potter fan and this is so funny!
Funny and well written. Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for the compliments!
YES! This is so true! I’m currently procrastinating for law school exam. The first one is on Tuesday. I’ve passed through all these stages and I’m on apathy. Although, knowing me, tomorrow I’ll revert to cramming!
I FEEL YOU!
Gross! A law school exam? That’s extra daunting.
hahaha this is hilarious!! and very much true… procrastination is probably what I’m best at out of the 6, not something to be proud of unfortunately 😦 Great post!
This is so funny! love it!
=D
wow. you just made my day. lol. ^_^
Hahaha… funny 😀 and sooo true
VERY YES. Finals destroy me every year; it’s a wonder that I’m still alive.
nice////////
Love this post! Pretty much every student and harry potter fan can relate :’)
Story of my life, I have an exam nest week monday.. procrastination all the way!
Life can seem sometimes strange which remember me of this fascinating article http://ilostmyego.wordpress.com/2013/12/09/life-bizarre/
OMG! I am in the cramming stage right now..
Love this article!
love thissss, Hate the college life but we got to do it
Simply hilarious!! loved Ron’s expressions in ‘Can we panic now?’
great one!
Hahahahahaha I am in the recovery stage right now that is just hilarious and true. Loved it 😀
lol!!!
This article is so good, I like this blog, Thank you very much for sharing
Brilliant! I only finished university a year and a half ago…this certainly makes me pause in thought before deciding whether or not to return for further studies.
Hahaha, best thing ever! Thank you, you made my day 🙂
hahaha! best thing ever!
I can relate, thank goodness I can spend Christmas away from Hogwarts. I needed the the time off from my grueling potion class. 🙂
This made me laugh! I’m currently on stage 3.
This is the article that made me follow your blog
Well then I’m glad you read it!
🙂 me too
A great article to take my mind off exam stress! Nothing like an apathetic Daniel Radcliffe to improve any situation :p
So true!!!
Neatly done
Haha!! Love it, but good thing I’m more like Hermione, prepared for everything like years before!! Yet sometimes I must admit I am a procrastinator. Love HP!
I think all of life can somehow be explained by Harry Potter. Great article!
Love this, especially #3 and I’m way past my college years. I’m certain my teenage kids would find this undeniably applicable to their situations!
This is so amazingly spot on that it makes me feel almost sick for exams but I’m laughing at the same time…
So true! Haha
I love this.
balla mierda
I LOVE HARRY POTTER and this blog is amazing
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such a fitting time to stumble across this post…there is EXACTLY a week left to my 10th Boards and I am very much in Denial.