18 Better Names for Movies

We all know movie titles can be deceiving. Just look at Twilight. Does Bella meet Edward at twilight? Do they allude the evil Victoria at twilight? Does anything happen at twilight? No. So I got to thinking: wouldn’t it be easier if movie titles just laid it all out there? Just like Jenna Marbles made up better names for animals, I took the liberty of renaming 18 of your favorite movies. You’re welcome, and enjoy.

1. The Chronicles of Shovel Face and Vanilla

Twilight

2. Ignorance is Bliss

StarWars

3. RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

GirlWiththeDragonTattoo

4..  False Expectations

TheNotebook

5. Eagles: A Story of a Deus Ex Machina

LordoftheRings

6. Animal Hoarders

101Dalmatians

7. How to Lose a Girl in 500 Days

500Days

8. Anne Hathaway’s Boobs

LoveandOtherDrugs

9. The Boring Version of Lion King

Hamlet

10. Poor Decisions: The Musical

MammaMia

11.  Letting Go

Titanic

12. Grails Gone Wild

MontyPython

13. Size Matters

NuttyProfessor

14. Slutty Cinderella

PrettyWoman

15. Undercover Lovers: A Romance Pretending to be About War

Pearl Harbor

16. The How-To Spinster Guide

NeverBeenKissed

17. You’re a Deplorable, Soul-Crushing Monster

Food, Inc.

18. Oklahoma!

Twister

Oh, you’re feeling brutally honest today too? Then by all means, add your best renamed flicks to the list using the comments below. Who knows? You may be featured in the still-hypothetical Better Names for Movies Part II…

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