1. Denial
Finals? Hahahahaha! Please. I’ve still got an entire week left. Do you have any idea what I can accomplish in that short amount of time? Seriously, there’s nothing to worry about. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna’ go paint my nails like little zebras.
2. Anger
Okay, it’s not like I’m mad about finals or anything, but seriously? A comprehensive test? How unfair is that?! And it’s worth, like, 96 percent of my grade. I’m too mad to study. School is so stupid. No, everything is stupid. LET’S START A REVOLUTION!
3. Procrastination
I’m just gonna’ go over to Tiffany’s for a quick study session. I always do my best work in groups. Oh, and Jennifer, Michael and Josh will be there too, but we’re definitely gonna’ get stuff done. Definitely…
4. Cramming
Okayokayokay. Two hours left until the test. I have four Redbulls in the fridge, and I. can. do. this. No need to panic. No need to panic. NO NEED TO PANIC.
5. Apathy
You know what? I don’t even care. 200 question multiple choice? Come at me, bro.
6. Recovery
Student down, STUDENT DOWN! The road to post-final recovery may be long and troublesome, but that’s why God invented Netflix and Nutella.
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As Told by Laura 
This is awesome! I do feel angry all the time. When I study and I can’t memorize what I’m supposed to I yell at the wall.
#true #story
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Not bad at all!
Perfect. Really anything told through the eyes of Harry Potter is awesome.
very narvas
Hahha so true, I’m on stage 3 now !
This is perfect. Especially the end about the netflix and nutella. Best of luck with your finals! pearlsandsass.wordpress.com
Yes. Just… Yes.
This is hilarious!!!
I love Ron’s “Can we panic Now?” expression…lol…
I remember this all to well haha, but really, that week can make all the difference.
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Can we panic now? funny!
come at me, BRO
hahaha love it
And I’m that weird kid who always studied from the beginning of the semester so I could be cool as a cucumber at the point described above. Lol. 😀
soooo true
This is perfect lol I’m studying for finals right now and I’m guilty of procrastinating http://www.shawnsofr3sh.wordpress.com
This amazing, I love it. True life right here.
A beautiful and succinct summary of the epicness of finals.
This is so true. I was exactly like this when I had to study In college. Hehehe. If I was a Harry Potter character I think I’d most like fail at least of classes most likely potions -_-“
Great post but you forgot the age old ‘frightened goat’ phase. Ever see those goats who get scared, freeze and fall over? Well that also happens at exam time to me. When I think ‘Ah, sure it’s too late to learn anything now. So best just do nothing’! Actually I’ve never read Harry Potter. Maybe I should start now roughly 9hours until my exam starts! Yeah that’s probably a good idea.
Love this!!
LOL!!! So funny and omg, so my life, except replace finals for writing/day job projects.
Sweet blog! Exactly how I feel right now in High school.
This is perfect.
Anything that references Harry Potter is worthy of my time. This post was so good and being a current university student, I know exactly what you’re talking about.
NICE. 🙂
This is genius!
wow! this is great. a perfect illustration of facts using pop-culture. very funny too.
To think that I was done with this phase of life. Here I am again, cramming for MBA exams this time. AN dI have learnt NOTHING from past experiences
This is how IB students feel all year long. Hilarious. Thanks for posting.
This is scarily accurate im in finals ow and I Totaly agree
This made me laugh. :)) I think I’m on the procrastitation phase and it’s bad. -.-
YES! Haha. I would add to the bottom a gif of Harry on Buckbeak for how it feels after your last final is over.
Haha great idea!
Hahaha this is great
Hahaha this best thing I have ever read!!!! Maybe do a sequel for another scenario!!! So funny…I had stomach pains 😀
Thanks! I really appreciate it 🙂
LOve it Know that feeling
LOve it Know that feeling
This is really the story of my life right now.. haha. College might just be the death of me.
YES!
Yes! I would definitely end finals week with a netflix/nutella binge!
this is like awesome!!!!
This is my life right now
Haha hilarious! Love Dumbledore procrastinating… definitely done this in the library just before going mad.
Hahaha I went through these stages as a student, I see my students going through them now, and surprise surprise, I’m going through them as a teacher! Only difference is, instead of preparing for a test, I have to prepare the test 🙂
You know, you are amazingly funny (and wise)! I think I’ll go watch Harry Potter right now as part of my procrastination stage.
I nominated your blog for the Liebster award cause It’s pretty funny and entertaining. I’m not sure if you got it yet, but check out the post on my blog anyways
I really appreciate that! What a huge honor! I will be eagerly holding my breath until a winner is declared, no doubt.
Actually, everyone I nominated gets the award. I only choose 5 people cause I can’t find more that I think is good/fits requirements. So, congrats 😀
Well thanks! I appreciate the compliment.
for me it’s when it’s essay questions. i got to school online so multiple choice no problem. Essays…problem
Hahahahaha Yessssssss ! I ‘m currently going through the exact same stages now. I am the biggest procrastinator ever and I just cannot wait till Thursday December 12th, 3013 to go home for an entire month 😀
I am a really hardcore stresser and I have no clue how I am going to make it to finals next week. It makes me mad that I can’t be a better student, but you know what? I don’t care, lol… See what I did there, lol?
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