1. Every time you walk into a Barnes and Noble.
2. The first time you were ALL about that bass.
3. HOLD UP. Did someone say Pumpkin Spice Latte?
4. You + Ulta + Marc Jacobs Perfume =
5. Whaaaaaat?! Your crush is going to that party? You totally had NO idea. #WokeUpLikeThis
6. Grandma has used “Surprise Kiss” attack. WHOA! It’s SUPER effective. Critical hit!
7. Pop Culture 101: This is a milkshake. It brings all the boys to the yard.
8. Remember that moment when you suddenly realized that your ex looks like Janet Reno?
9. Don’t lie. We all know an ugly baby. #RealTalk #SoPrecious
10. Two words. Ned Stark.
11. Why yes, I DID get a haircut. Thank you for noticing!
12. Oh, this? It’s just my new Bath and Body Works shower gel. You couldn’t afford it.
13. C’mon. We’ve all had at least one bad experience with Google.
14. That awkward moment when you pretend to be Ariel in your dog’s outdoor kiddie pool.
15. Remember when you read that super weird but totally hilarious Nigel Thornberry blog post?