We all know movie titles can be deceiving. Just look at Twilight. Does Bella meet Edward at twilight? Do they allude the evil Victoria at twilight? Does anything happen at twilight? No. So I got to thinking: wouldn’t it be easier if movie titles just laid it all out there? Just like Jenna Marbles made up better names for animals, I took the liberty of renaming 18 of your favorite movies. You’re welcome, and enjoy.
1. The Chronicles of Shovel Face and Vanilla
2. Ignorance is Bliss
3. RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
4.. False Expectations
5. Eagles: A Story of a Deus Ex Machina
6. Animal Hoarders
7. How to Lose a Girl in 500 Days
8. Anne Hathaway’s Boobs
9. The Boring Version of Lion King
10. Poor Decisions: The Musical
11. Letting Go
12. Grails Gone Wild
13. Size Matters
14. Slutty Cinderella
15. Undercover Lovers: A Romance Pretending to be About War
16. The How-To Spinster Guide
17. You’re a Deplorable, Soul-Crushing Monster
18. Oklahoma!
Oh, you’re feeling brutally honest today too? Then by all means, add your best renamed flicks to the list using the comments below. Who knows? You may be featured in the still-hypothetical Better Names for Movies Part II…
As Told by Laura 