Whoa. Hold up, yo. You mean the series finale is tonight?
Hoooooooly crap. Siri just confirmed this devastating news. Tonight will be the last episode. Ever. I feel so…so numb.
Just kidding. I’M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT.
Uhhh…I think I dropped something under my desk. Excuse me.
I mean, how am I even supposed to get through the rest of today?
Wait. What do you mean why are you getting so upset?
Okay. I’m sorry for yelling at you and accidentally spitting on your cheek. Could we just hug it out? I need to feel again.
Also, do you have any ice cream? Hit me, Linus, and make it a double.
I’m not overreacting. Right? The world is just as devastated as I am. Right? I’m not overly attached to five fictional characters inside my television. RIGHT?
Okay. Don’t answer that. Honestly, I don’t mean to be such a basketcase. But you see…
But I will contain all the feels by asking myself just one thing. WWSD: What would Swarley do?
Challenge accepted. So despite the crippling pain, I’m choosing to be CRAZY excited for tonight’s episode. Why? Because if it’s anything like the past nine years, then I know it’s going to be…